"A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’"
— A Wolf’s Thoughts (via radioactive)

ap-pokemon:

#143 SnorlaxSnorlax’s typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. This Pokémon’s stomach is so strong, even eating moldy or rotten food will not affect it and its stomach’s digestive juices can dissolve any kind of poison. It can consume about 900 pounds of food before it becomes full, after which it goes promptly to sleep. What sounds like its cry may actually be its snores or the rumblings of its hungry belly.

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

anythiingbutmine:

retrogamingblog:

Cubone

First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

cassammydean:

misha—is—bae:

FUCK YOU CURTIS ARMSTRONG

cassammydean:

misha—is—bae:

FUCK YOU CURTIS ARMSTRONG

thegloomypuppetshow:

servaris-condonaris-amaris:

they’re coming

in the distance you hear them 

the Whovians have returned

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jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

superhumanrequests:

gallifrey-feels:

advocatingavian:

dorkly:

"Eye of the Tiger" Played on an Old Dot-Matrix Printer

"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"

This is so many levels of brilliant

Aw man, that old concertina fold printer paper though!

This is cooler than I expected!

prayforprada:

ryannxp:

this is important

WHERE IS HA OSCAR

hereinlife13:

These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!  

http://tohdaryl.tumblr.com/

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

ANONYMOUSLY MAKE ME BLUSH

vertex-the-pony:

balladoftarby:

dnotive:

Go ahead. Do your worst.

this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha

I’ll only post the successful ones.