#143 Snorlax - Snorlax’s typical day consists of nothing more than eating and sleeping. This Pokémon’s stomach is so strong, even eating moldy or rotten food will not affect it and its stomach’s digestive juices can dissolve any kind of poison. It can consume about 900 pounds of food before it becomes full, after which it goes promptly to sleep. What sounds like its cry may actually be its snores or the rumblings of its hungry belly.
First of all you can go straight to hell you soulless shred of pocket lint
What an inspiration
i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye
FUCK YOU CURTIS ARMSTRONG
in the distance you hear them
the Whovians have returned
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
"Papa, what did the ’80s sound like?"
This is so many levels of brilliant
Aw man, that old concertina fold printer paper though!
This is cooler than I expected!
this is important
WHERE IS HA OSCAR
These are not mine but I wanted to bring them together!
i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???
Finally someone said it.